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This is what the kids in my eighth grade Algebra class are like this year. They all agreed as well.

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Paul: Hey guess who just hopped on the couch with me?

Me: (Looks and sees that Cinders, our cat, is on Paul’s lap) Good, let her sit on you all night and have your butt and legs fall asleep.

Paul: Well, that means I can’t make any tea.

Me: Yes, you can. If I have to make all the food, then you have to make all the tea.

Paul: Hey! I made you dinner tonight.

Me: All you did was throw something in the microwave and push three buttons.

Paul: Doesn’t matter. It still counts.

Yeah, he made me tea ten minutes later.

Paul and I were lounging around, being completely comfortable, when we had to make an important decision.

Me: Are you warm?

Paul: I’ve been hot for ages.

Me: You want a window or a/c?

Paul: Well, I’m lazy.

Me: So am I. You choose.

Paul: Put a bit of a/c on and we’ll bitch about the electric bill later.

Me: Would you mind making me a bagel?

Paul: I don’t know how to make bagels.

[long pause]

Paul: I never learned how to make bagels, but there are some bagels already made in the fridge that I can put in the toaster for you.

Me: [glares at Paul] How about you make me a bagel before I shove one up your butt?

Paul: [grins] Yeah, I can do that.